As a writer people are constantly praising me for the amazing job I must be doing writing things down.
It’s going to be so amazing for you when your son is grown and you’ve written down all of these memories.
Umm… errr… yeah. It’s going to be the tits when he gets ahold of my online presence around adolescence and realizes his mom is a hot mess who doesn’t have even the very slightest of clues how to raise a human and has spent the majority of her social currency screaming into the unknown about how hard it is. I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT!